Problem for Getting involved

Hi,

I've been having this issue around for some time so I thought of asking to see what you guys would do in my shoes.

So I'm trying to join this prestigious group of investors that do charity work where there is already a team formed.

They are open to have me show up to the events/come to the meeting, at the same time, since the team are formed, it seems like there is not any precise role for myself to get involved appropriately.

here is what happened at event 1:

1- Got involved
2- was told to come back, I'd meet with lots of people
3- now there is an event, I'd like to go, but not invited because not really officially part of the team.
4- what to do...

4 Comments
 

Hire a couple of hotties off backpage to escort you to the event. Have them seduce a couple of the investors and then either wait for an invitation to the group if they are single. If they are married, snap a few pictures of them in the midst of this sinful romp ;). At that point you've got them. Perhaps it is a dastardly move but it is sure to get you in the group!!!

 
viper55the above is a pretty stupid comment, but in all seriousness, can you befriend anyone in this group? probably your best bet in...

Yeah that's an option, I sort of did and will do more as I only met with them once. The only thing is that befriending only gets you this far... you need to show some form of value quick.

For the hotties comment: showing swag is also a great idea... especially since it works, the only thing is that it distracts from the goal of doing some form of charity, which dampers the "sinful act" argument unfortunately.

 

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