Productivity Hacks are BS

I have recently seen a lot of first-year analysts posting about how they're struggling to stay focused 100% of their day. As a first-year analyst, I can relate. There's a stigma about the industry that if you don't arrive and work tirelessly until midnight every day, you'll be behind everyone.

Then I found this article

Forget the productivity BS and just do the job that's assigned. That's all there is to it.

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thanks for sharing your article with us, sarah berry - productivity hacks are bs.

just do the job assigned! why didn't i think of that myself? genius!

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Amazon is the real life hack. Forreal. Everything to my doorstep like a boss, usually within 24hrs...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Unless my VP is in the trenches with me, I work till I am no longer productive then pop open some league of legends or PubG. Then I watch a show about how some kids are struggling to buy socks, and feel bad i make so much money and get back to work.

doesn't help that my MD sets impossible deadlines to stroke the clients cock. Oh shit you need a CIM? my analyst will pump out a draft for you to review by end of day. Nigga wot m8? its already 3 post meridiem my dude. And so I did, for a portco of the #1tech pe shop, and they shat on me for an hour straight afterwards. "this appears more like the management presentation of a halal stand" "wow resembles a presentation i turned in last minute during freshman year of college" etc.

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

The greatest advice I've seen from this site is that as soon as you realize you want to gtfo the office sooner rather than later you will find ways to be more productive. It's out of your hands at times but still a good mentality. Better than the boners who brag about how sick their life is when they stay late at work all the time

 

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