Putting BSD after your name to show you are the alpha male in the office?

I was wondering if anyone had ever put BSD after their last name to prove to everyone that they are the real alpha male in the office and what the results were.

If anyone asks you simply explain that BSD stands for one of the following:

-- Business Support Department (Back office)
-- Building Safety Division (If your office has a safety team)
-- Business Services Development
-- Business Strategy Department (easy to use)

or any other variation.

However, everyone will know you had the balls to put it after your name and what it really means. Has anyone tried this in their office to show they were the top dog and better than everyone else?

If not what are the thoughts on this?

(*Yes, this is satire).

 

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Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.

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