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Hey guys i'm a aspiring wall streeter trying to pay off my tuition for college, would be great if you would buy it.
Mike Gucci - Lifestyle
Pateks on my mind Hugo Boss on my body Michael Koors on my feet Pulling up in my BMW Im the flyest intern there I pull up to the nightclub Flexing my Patek on my wrist And say "Hey i'm Mike from Goldman Sachs" My wallet is bigger than the MDs paycheck I sleep with his wife all day But this is not the time to talk about that Its time to talk about my life I make it rain with the Benjies The models all over me My beef is harder than a LBO transaction I pump those bishes the beat I dumping those bishes the peak My beef is more bigger than a LBO transaction They call Mike Gucci cause im not afraid to pull up
EDIT: Read it with rhythm and flow in your mind.
5/10 !
Thanks!!
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Pretty good!!! I like
Rate my actual rap fags
Nobody gave me speakers for my computer so I have to rely on closed captions or annotate the video myself.
For everyone else who can't listen to the video;
If I understand correctly you and a female friend named Sally were driving to a horse race out in the countryside. Your friend Gandhi was supposed to accompany you but has taken ill. On one hand, Gandhi lives on a mountain and you don't like having to drive all the way up there. On the other hand, Gandhi knows where to score some good drugs. You decide to have a party at Gandhi's house. He fondled your testicles. You get loud, police get called. Officer Tito; the one who told you not to come around again after you stabbed a homeland security guard with a fork. You killed his partner Tony Park and now he has it out for you. As Tito illegally fondles your testicles you think back to that fateful day. You were a truck driver in your native Ukraine; you got stopped at the Russian border for driving under the influence. The guards asked you to get out and searched you. After finding nothing the guards fondled your testicles. Back to the party. That was one too many times, now. No more testicle fondling for you. You stabbed them all with forks. You call up your friend weird Al and abscond with all the vodka and gin from the party.
You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?
Stick to banking homie I just read that. It was really bad. Like objectively. At least I did mine drunk
I rank this asian/10
Assuming this is a joke, 10/10.
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I'd quit finance all over again if I read this at the office
Its too good right?
LOL. That shit does not rhyme at all.
You have to read it with rhythm in your head.
oh fuck youre right i see it now!
bump
in terms of whackness I'm giving you 10/10
Bet me and my crew is dead gonna do a LBO by at your firm.
that would just further substantiate what i claimed above
How's this?
Hi kids! Do you like finance? (yeah yeah) Wanna see me give Ops a real chance Ignore all the obvious signs and warnings? (uh-huh) Wanna copy me and work at 10 in the morning? (yeah yeah) Try IB to get a sense of belonging? (huh) My resume’s straight trash, I'm not in the right stash But I can't figure out which bulge bracket I want to incriminate (oh) And Patrick Curtis said, "Slim Shady you a Chase-head" Nah-uh! "So why's your shirt blue? Man I knew they hired you" Well since sophomore year, I've felt like I wanted money 'Cause I got tired of stalking IB kids and getting beat bloody Got pissed off and applied to Tobine & Co. And smacked her so hard I actually sparked up some cash flow I took one wrong class, failed and got scarred Faster than a non-target who networked too hard Sign here man (Shady, wait a minute, that's the wrong bank) I don't give a fuck, the worst case is another Dodd-Frank
A fan of Eminem I see x)
+1
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