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"Let's let Iran develop nuclear capabilities and receive an advanced air system from Russia (making it more difficult for us to ever conduct a military operation against them in the future when they break this agreement) and also make it easier for them to fund and give weapons to ISIS (who we are fighting). But don't worry! This won't destabilize the region because we'll give weapons to our allies over there!"

Thanks Kerry (via Obama).

 

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