Return of Prestigious Pete?

Most Prestigious Planets Tier List:

1. Mars - Exclusive to Elon and robots, Olympus Mons is 2.5x the height of Mt Everest, badass technology in The Expanse, able to be terraformed by a quadrillionaire
2. Jupiter - Largest planet, named after the king of the Greek gods, most real estate, rich vespene gas for building Protoss carriers, exclusive moons like Ganymede (which is larger than Mercury by itself)
3. Saturn - More rings than Jordan and Kobe put together, named after the God of the Underworld, the planet that every kid wants to learn about first
4. Uranus - Technically can't lose your virginity here
5. Neptune - Named after a badass sea god, good jumping off point for exploring the exoplanets
6. Mercury - Headquarters of Deltron 3030 "Gave it atmosphere, set up my headquarters, I'll never get captured here" 
7. Venus - Hottest planet, named after goddess of love, but literally uninhabitable poison gas
8. Earth - Billions of people, but does have good wifi and the Monaco Grand Prix

Dishonorable mention: Pluto, the DB of planets