Ridiculous UBS Video

Has everyone already watched that ludicrous UBS "IB recruiting" video? As of now, litquidity still has it online, maybe some smarter monkey than myself can immortalize that shizzle on Vimeo, would be funny as fuck to troll UBS with it lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/CK6rucvAML7/

24 Comments
 

Anyone have a link? It would seem it has been removed and I could use a good laugh.

 

flinched when they zoomed in on her chin, thats some bad skin right there 

 

What was that bull/bear part? Sounded more like S&T, isn't bakeoff more on the IB side? Or is that relevant for some part of the market analysis in the pitchbook?

They show her on the trading floor when she says that. HR couldn’t have chosen a worse place to have her bc of Chinese wall separation between the two groups.

Array
 

Video is super cringe. No shots of MS Excel either? Weak. 

She should have been on Excel saying "I've even learned how to create financial models without using my mouse." That's some OG shit right there. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
Funniest

Qui velit perspiciatis nihil expedita ut perferendis. Consequatur nihil error dolorum ex quo reiciendis. Ab maxime et sit natus blanditiis molestias vitae. Possimus tempora eius omnis. Veritatis perferendis dolor placeat dolorem omnis. Sunt nam consequatur ipsum nam est veniam.

Cumque enim rerum doloribus harum esse ab. Quia consequatur culpa sed tempora consectetur id quasi. Alias dolores et ut fugit rerum distinctio tempore.

 

Repellendus hic repellat et magnam. Omnis voluptatem odio minima incidunt est. Rerum aliquam possimus voluptas inventore sed nihil est. Quidem esse natus aperiam nam est dolor iure hic. Est id natus ullam aut velit.

Harum error quisquam numquam debitis. Qui est quo sunt quo sint qui. Non soluta inventore dolore omnis. Quia recusandae aut dicta fugiat magni ea eveniet. Sed quos soluta qui et harum autem accusamus sed.

Optio deleniti quia voluptatem doloremque reiciendis. Cum et error debitis natus.

"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fuckin' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby!" - Boiler Room

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 02 98.8%
  • Evercore 01 98.3%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.7%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.3%
  • JPMorgan No 97.7%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (14) $434
  • Associates (44) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (79) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
6
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
7
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”