Ridiculous UBS Video

Has everyone already watched that ludicrous UBS "IB recruiting" video? As of now, litquidity still has it online, maybe some smarter monkey than myself can immortalize that shizzle on Vimeo, would be funny as fuck to troll UBS with it lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/CK6rucvAML7/

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Anyone have a link? It would seem it has been removed and I could use a good laugh.

 

flinched when they zoomed in on her chin, thats some bad skin right there 

 

What was that bull/bear part? Sounded more like S&T, isn't bakeoff more on the IB side? Or is that relevant for some part of the market analysis in the pitchbook?

They show her on the trading floor when she says that. HR couldn’t have chosen a worse place to have her bc of Chinese wall separation between the two groups.

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Video is super cringe. No shots of MS Excel either? Weak. 

She should have been on Excel saying "I've even learned how to create financial models without using my mouse." That's some OG shit right there. 

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