Secondary Market for Silver Bananas

Ok so I am wondering, since this is a finance forum, shouldn't there be a secondary marketplace for Silver Bananas and wso credits?

I know you can buy WSO Credits, but what if you could buy bananas?

I already have envisioned all the logistics of how this would work. Just need the stamp of approval from Patrick.

That said, how much would you pay for a nanner?

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Given that there is a obvious price dictated by non market transactions im guessing it would be less than what you can buy them for. Unless we go through some ridicilous specualtion buble like tulip mania. Not to mention your SB are like a badge of honor so im guessing alot of people would stick with that over a few cents

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But when you give away a SB, you lose a WSO credit, not a SB you have been given... so for example I can buy WSO credits, which allows me to give SB's to other people, but I can't "buy" SB's... I have to earn them. Unless there was a secondary market for them.

I realize this idea destroys the original point of SB's and this new financial product I am proposing would destroy the system... but c'mon this is Wall Street, it's what we do!

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Or you can just set up ponzi-like schemes in which you create false accounts, grab few posts and then filter these SB's into your main account

 

We could do it OTC, you send me money on paypal, I give you SBs. Counter-party risks would be tough to hedge though, plus with his thread Patrick is probably watching you so a regulatory crackdown could erase your gains.

 

I wasnt talking about the SB you give out, I was talking about being able to sell the ones you have been given. The only people who would sell the SB that others have given them would be the ones who are trying to top the leader board in monkey shit/SB ratio. As for my statement about the obvious market roof on price, that is dictated by the price of a WSO credit because that is what you loose when you give out SB/monkey shit. Now there should be a market for trading SB for monkey shit. Say for example you have a good supply of SB but you have no WSO credits and you just have to fling monkey shit at someone you could trade SB for MS or vice versa.

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heisterI wasnt talking about the SB you give out, I was talking about being able to sell the ones you have been given. The only people who would sell the SB that others have given them would be the ones who are trying to top the leader board in monkey shit/SB ratio. As for my statement about the obvious market roof on price, that is dictated by the price of a WSO credit because that is what you loose when you give out SB/monkey shit. Now there should be a market for trading SB for monkey shit. Say for example you have a good supply of SB but you have no WSO credits and you just have to fling monkey shit at someone you could trade SB for MS or vice versa.

Where can you see the leaderboard for the ratio? Seems like it wouldn't work because I'm assuming some people have like 2 SB's and no monkey shit...

 

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