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The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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Just sent a letter to Bernie Sanders to add two vacations within last 3 months of 4 year vacation to even the playing field with the 1%

 

Best advice here, reccomend super-leverage on Robinhood. Depending on trump tweet of the day, you'll have a vacation.

 
"MagaMucci" Best advice here, reccomend super-leverage on Robinhood. Depending on trump tweet of the day, you'll have a vacation.

I think that they closed the infinite leverage loophole. It was a sweet deal while it lasted--If you win, you're made, if you lose, you shrug and declare bankruptcy.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

See if you can find a remote part-time internship that you can do while traveling. A friend of mine graduated a semester early and traveled the world while doing various software development projects for a source of income.

 

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