[serious] rankings for getting girls/clout?
got a serious question, which is how you guys would rank banks in terms of picking up girls and just general clout. In my mind it goes obviously GS/MS/JPM since they carry weight and prestige, and then the 6 EBs (moelis, evercore, lazard, perella weinberg, centerview, pjt) because if girls do a little research they'll know they are elite and it carries a little mystique since they dont know too much about them. and then I would say BBs like Credit Suisse and Barclays, since they are somewhat recognizable and their brand isn't diluted because of a commercial arm. Then I would say Citi and Bank of America, just because they are diluted by having the commercial arm and if you tell a girl you work there she might brush it off and be like "oh yea I see those local branches all the time!". and then the rest. Curious to hear thoughts!
this is the stupidest shit I've ever seen
Congrats on your GS Internal Audit offer
you can't get the girls to peg you unless you work for a top-tier BB
if you work for Moelis, you'll already be getting pegged at 1 am every night anyways
You forgot RBC. We get all the bitches.
"RBC stands for REALLY BIG COCK" -- every girl ever
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