[serious] rankings for getting girls/clout?

got a serious question, which is how you guys would rank banks in terms of picking up girls and just general clout. In my mind it goes obviously GS/MS/JPM since they carry weight and prestige, and then the 6 EBs (moelis, evercore, lazard, perella weinberg, centerview, pjt) because if girls do a little research they'll know they are elite and it carries a little mystique since they dont know too much about them. and then I would say BBs like Credit Suisse and Barclays, since they are somewhat recognizable and their brand isn't diluted because of a commercial arm. Then I would say Citi and Bank of America, just because they are diluted by having the commercial arm and if you tell a girl you work there she might brush it off and be like "oh yea I see those local branches all the time!". and then the rest. Curious to hear thoughts!

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May 9, 2020 - 12:03am

Congrats on your GS Internal Audit offer

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May 9, 2020 - 12:10am
6969, what's your opinion? Comment below:

if you work for Moelis, you'll already be getting pegged at 1 am every night anyways

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May 9, 2020 - 12:17am
Crab Chiggins, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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