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probably go to the bathroom before posting on WSO
either way, that's hilarious
"My friend" was able to toss them. Now "my friend" is praying someone doesn't notice the shit underwear in the waste. That poor cleaning crew.
Someone giving you problems at work? Coulda given them the old WSO fan favorite and slapped that soiled hammock on their desk
it'll happen to all of us one day, whether we're 22 or 82, the most important thing is that no one finds out.
your friend's plan sounds full proof, all will be fine
As long as your "friend's" pants are still clean, then I'd say your "friend" is good to go.
Always have an extra set of: socks, underwear (top+bottom), and a shirt at your desk.
+SB for putting "my friend" in quotation marks.
Just burn the entire place down and never look back.
Here is what you do.
Give your "friend" some Alka-seltzer. Have your "friend" chew on a whole bunch of them and then pretend to start seizing on the ground like an autistic money at a daft punk concert. Everyone will assume the pressure of being a banker gave you an epileptic episode and you'll be spirited away from your cubicle for a free four day weekend. On Monday morning either your desk will be cleared out or you will find out if any of the VP's and Associates has a safe contact for "things".
Alternatively you could buy everyone in the office free tacos to mask the smell and then get your "friend" some pants.
Because poo is funny
I can almost relate. I legitimately almost shit my pants yesterday. That was fun.
Same here. I've learned to never drink coffee before a long subway ride
How did this happen? Did you laugh too hard?
How it usually goes.
The mistake that even the best of us make.
I never leave the crib without my huggies
at what point is a shart just pooping your pants? asking for a friend...
The very moment it becomes a shart....
OP - disabled toilets, bin the underwear and get a good wash going. If your 'friend' has contaminated his trousers, he's fucked either way.
I'm a little torn. I want to give you a silver banana for giving me a laugh, but I also feel like monkey shit is more on-topic.
What do?
I would give banana, I think he had enough of shit
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