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Breast implants.
Broke up a month ago.
I'll give you props if you broke it off, so very college of you. I will give you more props if you get back together with her after the holidays, thus avoiding having to buy her anything but still getting to pound her vag.
I will give her an angry dragon... for those of you who don't know what it is:
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That reminds me of the time one of my buddies waited an extra month to dump his gf just so he could get a birthday gift. Good guy haha
oh i got her something.
its real simple, anyone can do it.
so if you got a lady to impress, just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a boxWe're about to enter a Great Depression. Don't you want a president who's already dressed for it?
Here's the next ditty from the Dick In The Box guys:
Diamonds... she'll pretty much have to.
haha
stay single forever...
mine hit me up for diamond earrings just cause and wants a X5 for x mas
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