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El_TerribleBroke up a month ago.

I'll give you props if you broke it off, so very college of you. I will give you more props if you get back together with her after the holidays, thus avoiding having to buy her anything but still getting to pound her vag.

 

That reminds me of the time one of my buddies waited an extra month to dump his gf just so he could get a birthday gift. Good guy haha

 

oh i got her something.

its real simple, anyone can do it.

so if you got a lady to impress, just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box

We're about to enter a Great Depression. Don't you want a president who's already dressed for it?

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

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