Slapped My Boss After He Called Me A Bitch (Serious)

Context.

I just grinded 4 nights in a row until 5 am, only to get yelled out by my MD coming in the next day for being late. Are you fucking serious?

I stormed off into the bathroom. Why am I listening to this douche bag? Why am I not my own boss? I'm not an idiot, clearly there are people dumber in the world that are doing their own thing and are more successful! 

Right then and there, I decided to be my own boss. Tears were rolling down my face because I was so disappointed with how I was living.

I told my self to stop being a pussy little bitch. I slapped myself as hard as I could and I walked out directly into the room of my old boss.

With the tingly feeling still fresh on my face, I resigned politely, but murdered him in my mind. I walked out, never to come back that day.

Now I'm in Europe. Now I'm working remote. Now I am my own boss, I might be poorer than I was before, but I am much more free. I think I'm happier, but still jaded and trying to recover from the hell I put myself through. Was it worth it maybe?

Big Boss, Out.

12 Comments
 

Is OP a girl - who slaps people?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Hear yee hear yee, OP is a clickbait bitch that couldn't handle a few long nights and resorts to hitting themselves when frustrated lmfao

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"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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