Slapped My Boss After He Called Me A Bitch (Serious)

Context.

I just grinded 4 nights in a row until 5 am, only to get yelled out by my MD coming in the next day for being late. Are you fucking serious?

I stormed off into the bathroom. Why am I listening to this douche bag? Why am I not my own boss? I'm not an idiot, clearly there are people dumber in the world that are doing their own thing and are more successful! 

Right then and there, I decided to be my own boss. Tears were rolling down my face because I was so disappointed with how I was living.

I told my self to stop being a pussy little bitch. I slapped myself as hard as I could and I walked out directly into the room of my old boss.

With the tingly feeling still fresh on my face, I resigned politely, but murdered him in my mind. I walked out, never to come back that day.

Now I'm in Europe. Now I'm working remote. Now I am my own boss, I might be poorer than I was before, but I am much more free. I think I'm happier, but still jaded and trying to recover from the hell I put myself through. Was it worth it maybe?

Big Boss, Out.

 
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Soooo.....you are now unemployed, you cried in public and despite your grandiose fantasies of revenge all you mustered was physically attacking yourself? 

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Hear yee hear yee, OP is a clickbait bitch that couldn't handle a few long nights and resorts to hitting themselves when frustrated lmfao

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