Smart or Unethical?

Hey monkeys!

Given AI’s rapid advancements, is it unethical to slip small amounts of liquid fentanyl into my boss’s coffee so that he feel super happy whenever we eat lunch together? This will also cause him to go through withdrawals on days we don’t eat together, meaning over time he will come to believe that my presence alone determines his happiness.

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This is perhaps the most idiotic thing I've ever heard, putting fent in someone's drink without their consent? dude, please be serious...

we all know a small mixture of coke and molly is more effective, get real.

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