Smokeshows on Wall St

So I am now a third year analyst and still a virgin. I took this job for the money and the hoes, but after developing a severe gambling addiction I now have neither.

That being said, what are the best clubs in midtown to find smokeshows?

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If a hot girl has flip flops on at a brewery / bar / smoothie shop that means she wants her toes sucked. Hope that helps man - big c z

 
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If a girl has flip flops on in nyc that means she wants her toes sucked. Hope that helps man - big c z

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Hahaha no I lost my virginity at 15. I drive an Audi wear Peter millar etc tall, cut etc big c. Women love me in certain areas (nyc, other areas)

 

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