relationship request her straight up. tell her you're interested in a position with her and the firm. and a firm sexual position with her.

seriously, don't friend her...

 
Dirrty:
you should poke the shit out of her

Guaranteed Job, 100% positive.

Jack: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off from that economic crisis that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have zero real world skills, but God they work hard. -30 Rock
 

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"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 

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"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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