So...today someone took a shit all over the office hallway
Still pretty shocked at what I saw, some of the most absurd shit I've seen in my career.... and even more shocked that no one has posted about it. I guess I will fulfill the duty.
Yes this was at a major bank. Yes there are pictures. No they will not be shared. Yes MDs were outraged. Yes security was called. Yes it took an army of janitors to clean and steam the carpet. A few hours later the area was still taped off with yellow caution tape like some crime scene. However bad you think it was...it was worse.
How was this shit “absurd”? Weird texture? Weird colours? 🤔
Let's just say it wasn't your traditional pile of shit, but rather a trail starting fromthe bathroom door all the way to our kitchen, ending with a giant duece. They had to close off the entire hallway and we had to go around. The interesting part was that some of the shit had footprints in it...so it clearly it was a hit and run type of crime, may have been premditated, may have not been.
Who would step in their own shit
Top bucket gigachad behavior
Confirmed GS (Giant Shit)
Somebody wasn't happy about these bonus numbers.
maybe it was a laid off barc analyst, if so cant blame them
Couldn't handle beans and toast
Oh shit!
Name and shame
This can’t be real because major banks have cameras everywhere and the culprit would have been nailed and there would be memes about it already.
Seriously, what “major” bank doesn’t have cameras?
Yes there are cameras, and yes our MD said they would be pulling up the footage. There was a full security team there within 5 min.
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Someone dropped MS irl
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Climate activists coming up w new ideas?
Do you work with a Todd Packer by chance?
I've seen bizarre things on WSO, but this is on a new level
Classic DB, aka Deuce Bank
Credit Scheisse?
There are companies that do dna tests on poop so you can identify the ancestry of various breeds of pets.
You should try sending a poop sample in for such testing so you can finally know your banks pedigree.
I am BEGGING you what firm is this. It has got to be Barclays or RBC.
You can rule both out
From an insider… neither
If the name of the bank can’t be shared , could we have a follow up on why this shit happens please please please
Pretty sure this is a shitpost
Guess I know what to look out for on the next season of Industry
yeah literally
I won't believe it until I see some pictures.
This needs at least two other separate posts to confirm this - but if I had to guess this is RBC
Is there some specific reason everyone is guessing RBC😂?
Shit bank… literally
still lucky since it didn't hit the fan
Shiti?
Cameras?
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Can confirm was not Lazard, Citi nor Stifel.
One question… what time of day was this? Before 7 could be anyone… after 9? VP and below. After 1am? The first year that’s great, but wears checkered shirts and thinks Tods are cool.
The people need answers.
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I heard it was FT partners San Fran.
Nah, they would have just shit on the sidewalk like everybody else
Well someone asserted dominance.
Besides banks shit on us all the time.
Get schwiftyyyyyyy, take a shit on the floor.
someone woke up and decided he had enough of this shit
It was Credit Suisse guys
I heard it was Credit Suisse girls
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