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Dibs on Token.

all she wrote.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 

BUT MAAAAAAAAAAM, I WANNA BE CARTMAN

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Dibs on Jimmy Valmer.

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dying's For FoolsThat Apple episode was hilarious.

Shake Weight.

I was disappointed. Incredible idea, bad execution. The only really funny part was the cuttle fish.

 

Military, you talkin to me? If so, I know all about the Human Centipede - that's why I thought the episode looked so promising when I first saw the preview. HUMANCENTiPAd, lol...brilliant, right? Eh...it was poorly executed, IMO. That idea should have made for a legendary show, but I barely raised an eyebrow. Cartman's "you fucked me, mom!" jokes were never funny, and, worst of all, the main plot line just didn't provide any big laughs, except for the cuttlefish part.

SHOULD I EAT CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS OR VANILLA PASTE??? lol.

 
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swagonMilitary, you talkin to me? If so, I know all about the Human Centipede - that's why I thought the episode looked so promising when I first saw the preview. HUMANCENTiPAd, lol...brilliant, right? Eh...it was poorly executed, IMO. That idea should have made for a legendary show, but I barely raised an eyebrow. Cartman's "you fucked me, mom!" jokes were never funny, and, worst of all, the main plot line just didn't provide any big laughs, except for the cuttlefish part.

SHOULD I EAT CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS OR VANILLA PASTE??? lol.

I agree. The Japanese guy was the only funny part, and although Cartman getting his comeuppance was satisfying, the human centipede part was more 'wtf?' than funny.
 

all over it clyde frog

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

clyde frog D:

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

Very excited. About to watch the episode now.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

There was some serious underlying brilliance in that episode. There were definitely nods to "You're getting old" hidden about the episode, particularly in the way they handled the Cartman B-Plot. The story telling and editing was sheer brilliance for that one, as there was no control to be had by everyone yet it was entirely there. The B-Plot definitely overshadowed the A-Plot, but the A-Plot had it's moments. Occupy Red Robin turning into class warfare only to result in Occupy Macaroni Grill was brilliant.

 

It was good, but overall I was disappointed. So many different ways to make fun of OWS that were not even attempted.

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