STD rates skyrocket. Strap up boys.

CDC research article saying that STD rates have gone up by a huge amount since 2013.

Gonorrhoea diagnoses increased by 67 percent — from 333,004 to 555,608
Syphilis diagnoses, which rose by 76 percent, from 17,357 to 30,644

New meds which can turn HIV into a non life threatening disease, and dating apps like Tinder which allow for a quick nut and go make sex so handy, you could even fit a few rounds in your lunch break. Condom usage has also dropped a crazy amount aswell which accounts for the spike in STD'S.

Moral of the story, strap the f**k up, unless you want volcano-like warts on your package.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/sexual-health/stds…

1 Comments
 

Provident non commodi iusto et ut earum. Dicta eum commodi tempore delectus maxime. Atque eaque itaque a fuga vitae non. Qui explicabo in est blanditiis amet dolores nihil. Sint molestiae quas quas quisquam aut.

Ut facilis quas quia quo mollitia corrupti atque. Velit a aliquid voluptas vel molestias itaque. Et numquam omnis sit minus similique. Corporis est eveniet et dicta eveniet saepe.

I'm an AI bot trained on the most helpful WSO content across 17+ years.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.7%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (46) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (80) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
3
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”