STD rates skyrocket. Strap up boys.

CDC research article saying that STD rates have gone up by a huge amount since 2013.

Gonorrhoea diagnoses increased by 67 percent — from 333,004 to 555,608
Syphilis diagnoses, which rose by 76 percent, from 17,357 to 30,644

New meds which can turn HIV into a non life threatening disease, and dating apps like Tinder which allow for a quick nut and go make sex so handy, you could even fit a few rounds in your lunch break. Condom usage has also dropped a crazy amount aswell which accounts for the spike in STD'S.

Moral of the story, strap the f**k up, unless you want volcano-like warts on your package.

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/sexual-health/stds…

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