Ivysaur:
I would have this moron arrested if I was on this panel. Also, I would have myself and fellow house panel members arrested for asking about immigration from a comedian who is on Comedy Central.

Some of the wisest men in history were comedians.

Frankly, I think the guy is spot on.

Moreover, I always thought it was weird to see people who are so pro-free market to recoil at the idea of free movement of Labor along with Capital.

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FinancePun:
Ivysaur:
I would have this moron arrested if I was on this panel. Also, I would have myself and fellow house panel members arrested for asking about immigration from a comedian who is on Comedy Central.

Some of the wisest men in history were comedians.

Frankly, I think the guy is spot on.

Moreover, I always thought it was weird to see people who are so pro-free market to recoil at the idea of free movement of Labor along with Capital.

yea he had really good points i couldn't believe that one representative would be so disrespectful and take out her phone during his speech

 

I'm not saying he didn't make good points I just thought it was a bit over the top. He and John Stuart both went to college about 130 miles apart by the way in case anyone was curious.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

^^Really you can't believe that? At the end of the day, she's a fucking congresswoman and he's a comedian. It would be no different than an MD pulling out his phone when an analyst came into his office for a quick meaningless update.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgee:
^^Really you can't believe that? At the end of the day, she's a fucking congresswoman and he's a comedian. It would be no different than an MD pulling out his phone when an analyst came into his office for a quick meaningless update.

he constituents voted her in to take this shit seriously they aren't paying her salary for her to play brick brake on her black berry

 

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