Stories of BB MO/BO faking IB to get girls
MBA man’s get JPM middle office offer -> writes Associate at JPM in the linkedin header
Class groupchat congrats him on getting JPM IB job everyone sucking his 🍌
Literally tells every girl he meets he’s going to JPM as an associate (and of course they get interested)
expose his a**?
The women who know where ASO is on the ladder, let alone if they know what IB is, are not the women you want to hang with lol. Let him compliance-cook
Why the fuck do you care?
Lol go touch grass virgin
Imagine creating a WSO account just to post this
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Let him cook
Lol why do you even care?
OP probably signed a PJT RSSG offer but its getting mad that all the hot FAANG marketing girls in his class don't know what that is
Dude stole OP’s girl, guaranteed
Just so you know: the only people that care / have any understanding for the difference between FO IB and some Ops role in Jersey City are other sad, annoying white men. Once you make peace with this, you can stop chasing "prestige" and get on with your life.
Sounds like losers who deserve each other.
As dumb as this would be if true, it’s also just a flat out lie. Nobody is getting an MBA and recruiting BB middle office
Just comment NEVER HAPPENED on his linkedin.
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