Stories of BB MO/BO faking IB to get girls

MBA man’s get JPM middle office offer -> writes Associate at JPM in the linkedin header 

Class groupchat congrats him on getting JPM IB job everyone sucking his 🍌 

Literally tells every girl he meets he’s going to JPM as an associate (and of course they get interested)

expose his a**?

 

Just so you know: the only people that care / have any understanding for the difference between FO IB and some Ops role in Jersey City are other sad, annoying white men. Once you make peace with this, you can stop chasing "prestige" and get on with your life.

 

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