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Banking offices are very large and, although meetings rooms are always booked when you need them, most of them are empty at times. I would argue that quite a few had something going on in these buildings and floors....

- a founder of a company we funded cheated on his wife with an intern (they got divorced and the intern moved on with her life)
- a former CEO of a large company cheated on his wife with someone at the office
- a colleague (peer back then) apparently "had something" with someone at the office. And we suspected it was *at* the office as well. but we never found out.

 

An older colleague once told me that many years ago, his group had a VP who had his intern pull an all nighter in the office, only to f*ck the intern on their bosses couch after everyone else went home

 

It probably came out afterwards lol? Older colleague so I assume not the norms of today, but even back then the type of VP that would hook up with an intern is definitely the type to later brag about it lol. Or, the intern probably told their friends who told someone else and it spread like that.

 

The ultimate fantasy. First of all, there is hardly anyone good looking in my office. Next it's a small office and no secluded place to do the deed. Followed by that, to wait till 8 to 9pm till all leave. And finally, to act cool and not develop feeling/impact work. It's not worth it in post retrantment job for minimum wage. Rather save some bucks and use it in sugarbook subscription 

 
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My dad once had a subordinate who would tell his wife he was working long nights only to jerk off to gay porn on the office WiFi when everyone else was gone.

 

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