Taco Bell Inflation Rage

http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S2027222.shtml?ca…

A guy shoots up a Taco Bell and has an armed standoff with cops because he is pissed that the price of a taco went up 50%. This is what happens when inflationary monetary policy pushes up the price of grains, produce, and energy.

Considering the meat in a Taco Bell taco is 2% feces, I'm surmising that the price of shit has gone up as well.

 

Shit happens.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

Del Taco is better, 24 hours, think it might only be a regional place though...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Who in the hell buys 7 beefy chrunchy burritos? Shit I can eat alot and I maxed out at 3 and a half of those.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

That much filler must mess with your head...7 burritos from Taco Bell = shooting over a $0.50 rise in the price of your taco.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
alexpasch:
That blonde in the pic is mad hot...I'd love to put some sour cream in that taco
Took the words right out of my mouth.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

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