Taco Bell Inflation Rage

http://wnyt.com/article/stories/S2027222.shtml?ca…

A guy shoots up a Taco Bell and has an armed standoff with cops because he is pissed that the price of a taco went up 50%. This is what happens when inflationary monetary policy pushes up the price of grains, produce, and energy.

Considering the meat in a Taco Bell taco is 2% feces, I'm surmising that the price of shit has gone up as well.

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Shit happens.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

Del Taco is better, 24 hours, think it might only be a regional place though...

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Who in the hell buys 7 beefy chrunchy burritos? Shit I can eat alot and I maxed out at 3 and a half of those.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

That much filler must mess with your head...7 burritos from Taco Bell = shooting over a $0.50 rise in the price of your taco.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
alexpaschThat blonde in the pic is mad hot...I'd love to put some sour cream in that taco
Took the words right out of my mouth.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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