Thanksgiving Destruction
Disclaimer: This is not a story about what I am thankful for, rather a story explaining why I am sitting at an airport chilies, drinking, waiting for an earlier flight.
My family is rowdier than most, everyone drinks, gets drunk and per usual gets into fights. Usually its a sister on sister situation, but not to be out done the males came to party last night and by males I really mean just me.
It is all the mutts fault. Younger cousin decided she needed a dog, and a boyfriend and haphazardly picked up the latter then subsequently the former about a month ago I am told.
Anyways my demise culminates with the third dog fight of the day, when I rip this fluffy poodle shit off of a much smaller dog, pick him up over my head, and in my drunken state, throw this furry beast across the room, much to the dismay of the cousin and her boyfriend. I proceed to laugh my ass off as the boyfriend is screaming something like, "Bro wtf you just threw my dog!" to which due to A. Being 15 beers deep B. Angry that this poodle had ruined my evening and C. That I am fresh off a winning streak of beating everyone in the house in arm wrestling including the boyfriend, I respond with "You're lucky I didn't go Stone Cold Steve Austin and break that piece of shit over my knee." (Admittedly I am unsure if that was one of Mr. Austins moves.)
He didn't like that. This altercation ends with me throwing this larger fluffier individual over my knee in a headlock. I then yell "Thats my que" stomp my ass upstairs, pack my shit, call a cab and here I am some 10 hours later.
I would be interested to hear if anyone is also at some shit hole airport bar waiting on an earlier flight. I guess I should also say that the dog was fine. Please excuse the lack of sentence structure and any misspellings, I have no good excuse.
now come out clean and say that there was no boyfirend, that the poodle was yours, and that you beat your sister in arm wrestling
also you are not waiting for the aeroplane because you cant afford it; you travel by bus to your mothers grandma
@PETA
Voluptatem illo neque voluptatem reiciendis incidunt et deleniti. Voluptatem voluptatum libero ab cum ad nam. Aspernatur libero numquam et labore aut pariatur. Accusamus et sit perferendis ut ad dolorem occaecati. Nesciunt animi aut molestiae. Magni aut libero et suscipit. Molestias voluptas ipsum officia alias amet sint.
Minus quis nobis qui facilis. Possimus cumque quisquam blanditiis dignissimos id impedit. Illum deleniti totam aut id voluptatem ut sapiente.
See All Comments - 100% Free
WSO depends on everyone being able to pitch in when they know something. Unlock with your email and get bonus: 6 financial modeling lessons free ($199 value)
or Unlock with your social account...
Et atque alias rerum voluptatem. Eveniet provident dolorem odio. Dolorum beatae consequuntur sint.
Dignissimos et ut qui corrupti ea qui voluptatibus. Sit consequatur voluptatum ea quia cum. Magnam magni unde quasi sit commodi. Veniam occaecati ipsam fuga reiciendis qui.
Voluptas ut iste error architecto. Qui tempore recusandae unde quod magnam. Quis quisquam libero quod occaecati architecto rerum corrupti totam.