Thanksgiving Wishes and Tryptophan Dreams

Okay boys, I'm a six-pack deep, the whole block reeks of the bird and it sounds like an NFL locker room in here. Dug up a nice little ditty for you guys to tell the ladies at the table without getting smacked with a drumstick.

No time for stories, today everything's nice, so grab a couple drunk uncles and go shoot some dice!

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!

Best wishes everyone. Be one with the gobble. Let that tryptophan do what it do.

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thanksgiving day football has been terrible for a long time now.

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