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happypantsmcgeeYea, but whats his credit score?

this

When you get to 60, you two can use all of your accumulated credit score up to that point to build your stash of viagra bwahahha

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

HAHAHAHAHAHA happypants

I'll be like that though when I'm 60... finish having my way with a young 23 year old chick and say "you know... your mother could be my daughter"

Get it!
 

Just because he is jacked doesn't mean his pencil has lead in it...

Props to that guy though. Not everyone can be as cut and defined as that dude, but most of our ailments arise when we let ourselves deteriorate. The simplicity of his work out routine is great also.

 

lol, his credit score may be shit, but it looks like he's surviving strong. He's made at least enough to stay healthy over the years, if that means anything to the future 1%ers of WSO

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D Mlol, his credit score may be shit, but it looks like he's surviving strong. He's made at least enough to stay healthy over the years, if that means anything to the future 1%ers of WSO

None of the people on WSO is in the 1% my friend

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 
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I will undoubtedly be more impressive physically than this guy at age 60. I'm guessing he knows next to nothing about clean dieting, testosterone profile, supplementation, etc.

Lou Ferrigno today at age 60 makes this guy look like a nothing special at all. (Ferrigno competed against Arnold in the 70's)

Also those pull ups were partial reps

 

And despite the hate, this guy has managed to stay in this great of shape without having instant access (the internet) to the latest diets, workout routines, and supplements for the last 60 years.

This guy has maintained a healthy body without a team of PAs, doctors, nutritionists, trainers, etc. This isn't a comparison of him vs Ferrigno, it's an acknowledgment of what he's been able to accomplish with what he's got. He's more man than any of us will probably ever be.

nonTarget: I didn't say they are, I said "future 1%ers of WSO", implying that at some point there will be some people here in the 1% (I dare say there are some getting close, and possibly some there already courtesy of trust funds).

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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