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Glad he's going to be punished with a 3 month jail term or a year of community service. He's definitely normal enough to release.

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FlakeGlad he's going to be punished with a 3 month jail term or a year of community service. He's definitely normal enough to release.

Fucking A.

This just exhausted one possibility to get bodies from. I wonder where the future ones will come from?

 

Could be worse, he could have been stealing from the living like the greeks. Or he couldve been like 90% of Long Island Rail Road workers, who retire on disability for the extra 36k per year it affords them.

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