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one time I had to take a massive shit on the floor. this was a directive that was given to me by my boss' boss (CEO of the company). he said you either shit on the floor right now or you're fired. they all laughed at me, they laughed so much and it was so embarrassing. hardest decision of my life. but would I make the same decision again? yes. 

 

I kind of had to figure my job out as I go along and sometimes it can be frustrating not knowing what to do. I can figure shit out and I do, but there are times when I have some questions and with everyone WFH I can't ask turn to the guy or gal on the cubicle next door for answers.

 

Getting no little or no direction at work. It can be a good thing because it teaches you to think about what you’re doing but also really slows me down when I don’t have a basic idea. It was incredibly frustrating at first but now I got the hang of things and am leaving for a better internship in the summer.

 

Hold it together long enough to get out. I honestly don't understand how there aren't more office shootings. 

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