The Perfect Day
Currently being in the hell that is non-target recruiting one exercise that I constantly do to remain optimistic is to imagine what my perfect day would look like. My perfect day would look something like this:
- Wake up 4 AM Run for 30 minutes
- Read WSJ & FT
- Receive Fellatio
- Suit up, catch taxi to office
- Get random calls from several different people, all CEO's from unicorns wanting to float stock
- Meet with MD & tell him, get promoted to VP on the spot
- Leave work, go directly to bar, ingest many drinks with friends
- Go Home, Receive Fellatio
- Read Ed Yardeni's new book, fall asleep
What would your's look like?
"Wake up at 4am" and "catch taxi to office" have no place in my perfect day.
Yeah I thought this too
No barking from the dogs, no smog, and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog.
No disrespect to Ice Cube, but anyone whose perfect day doesn't involve bacon is a pussy.
I'm not going to the office on my perfect day.
On your "perfect" day, you go into the office?
On my perfect day, his perfect day starts with his perfect suit, then a passerby bird shits on the suit mid-flight as he was about to shake some important person's hand. That is the beginning of my perfect day.
I've already had my perfect day. This was back in my younger days and the female was a very nice lady in Palm Springs, she was about 35 years older than me but we always had a great time.
Started off by meeting at her house at Noon on a gorgeous day, sunny and 70. She took me to her country club and we played 9 holes on a pristine golf course. Came back home and she bathed me. She had this fetish where she liked to give me a shower and soap me up and clean me off. Did that a couple of times to me and I miss it, it was quite fun. She then led me to the bedroom at her place, laid me down so she could give me oral. That was followed by some great, spirited sex and a nice nap afterwards. Woke up alone in the bed and I could hear her in the kitchen. She came in a few minutes later to tell me that dinner was ready and I walked to the dining room for a delicious home-cooked meal.
After a good afternoon of sex she was always "threatening" to pimp me out to her female friends so that they could see how good she was getting it. Probably one of the hottest things any female has ever said to me.
HWAT
ok I usually don't judge taste, but his is alarming. genetically, you're twisted.
Throughout high school, always middle school girls. Once I went to college, only freshman. Now, still only freshmen (or if she's cute, any undergrad) In the future, nothing will change. 18-22 is gold.
I’d be fucking a dead body at his point.
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I was 30 and she was 65. She was very smart, we could have conversations with each other in multiple languages, she taught me things about life and people. I still quote some of the things she taught me because I genuinely learned a lot from her.
Besides, no 18 year-old is going to take you to nice country clubs and play golf on their dime, right? We also went on trips to see her family in some of the wealthiest parts of California and she took care of all expenses. To be clear, she wasn't a sugar momma. I would plan dates too and take care of things. Let's just say she was very generous with me and her resources.
She was an older, sexy, confident woman and she took care of me and I'm the only one that has to be alright with that. It's all very pleasant memories and special time in my life. It was a lot of fun.
35 is old for 18 year olds.
45 is doable if she looks like Demi did
55 is like Dr. Quinn medicine woman
65 is basically a Golden Girl
So you dated a Golden Girl.
Good on you for describing a situation that would surely get folks on the forum to cast aspersions, and being comfortable with what makes you happy even if it is unpopular. +1
I’m also strangely attracted to somewhat older women, though I’ve never acted on it. 65 is over the line for me, but to each his own
Kudos to you for owning it
Classic palm springs
Not entirely. If my story was "classic palm springs" then it would involve two men . . .
A general rule in life is - those who say "receive fellatio" usually don't get any.
(and twice a day? to be honest, once a week is enough for me)
OP you sound like a real winner. It sounds like speaking to MDs and executives really gets you off. Take a lap, kid; wearing suits to work and being in finance are really not that cool.
the fact I wear a sweater and jeans to work makes you seem funnier.
You’re not OP
The best things in life are the 4 B’s...
— Booze — Boobs — Beef — Betting
So the perfect day would certainly involve the best things in life. Poker is played, whiskey is imbibed, steak is devoured, and... I’m sure you can imagine the rest
Gosh, id love to have a beer while betting on which woman could smack the tits off the other with a huge steak.
Oh wait...thats not what you meant
honestly xanax is only good for hangovers the next day so your hair-of-the-dog doesnt turn into a 3 day drinking binge to delay the alcohol withdrawl
As much as I wouldn't want to be in the office on my perfect day, I think at this point, it would include getting to drop a redlined turn of a pitch on my MD's desk asking him to re-format, change the color scheme, run some new valuation scenarios, "make this look better", and have it all done by that evening...
If this is your perfect day you're putting a bad name out there for accountants
Watching a young kid from a crap neighborhood with crap parents and seemingly 0 prospects realize that he can get places if he stops smoking pot, hanging with gangs, and starts working his balls off (for females insert your body part of choice here). Seeing the kid realize that the world doesn't owe him sht and understanding that hard fcking work + determination + grit = pretty good chance at a solid life and the ability to improve the lives of those around him. I use "him" because that's been my experience. Oh yeah, and watching him realize how great America, for all its faults and problems, truly is compared to the rest of the world.
I try to help kids, but it's not easy. Many just don't care/have given up/have no point of reference.
Did anyone else read OP's "Perfect Day" and want to off themselves? Who in their right mind would ever wake up at 4 AM or go into the office on their ideal day? Smfh
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