thinking of breaking up with gf to create a new life narrative

want to craft a new identity or story; really detest the one I am currently in / was handed to me due to unawareness and general ignorance of the situation

Has anyone done this? Assume I have zero Interest in how I’m perceived or how others react to my actions

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The first thing I learned on the job, know what it was? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. Put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever is sleeping is your man. If you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest—let your guard down, you follow?

 

Were you really told everything to do in your life to such a degree that you need support from online strangers to break up with a gf? Just do it and move on.

 

I'm not your girlfriend, Seth. I'm your father. Clean up your life, make an honest living, and then you and I can talk like normal people, all right?

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