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You should open up a joint tapas bar and pastry shop and call it: Tapastry.

Then you should decorate the inside with tapestries.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau RichieYou should open up a joint tapas bar and pastry shop and call it: Tapastry.

Then you should decorate the inside with tapestries.

This

 

Haha. Thanks man but I think I'll pass on that one.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Youd be surprised, shit like that is a hit with chicks. Not only will you make money, you'll get laid!

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Denver MonkeyannabeYoud be surprised, shit like that is a hit with chicks. Not only will you make money, you'll get laid!

Very true. It's common knowledge that being the owner of a tapas bar is right above hedge fund manager and BB MD in terms of pussy-magnetism.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 
Nouveau Richie
Denver MonkeyannabeYoud be surprised, shit like that is a hit with chicks. Not only will you make money, you'll get laid!

Very true. It's common knowledge that being the owner of a tapas bar is right above hedge fund manager and BB MD in terms of pussy-magnetism.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Actually the obsession with sex comes from having testicles and the enjoyment that comes from using them, you should try it sometime

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Alright guys, here are the ones we just came up with on that chat:

-Tapas bar that also serves spaghetti: Tapasta -Tapas bar that deals weed: Tapastafarian -Tapas bar that serves food from every country: Tapassport

Bank thought of these ones: -Tapas bar that's also a Deli: Tapastrami -Tapas bar that serves everything with hot sauce: Tapasco (to which I responded Tapastio would also work)

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Happy, that has got to be THE scariest avatar on WSO dude

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

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