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He needs to try a little bit harder and be like ashton kutcher in spread. Then he'll have a long term housing situation and everything else he could want!

make it hard to spot the general by working like a soldier
 

"Life's all about karma...the universe reciprocates." I wonder if he thought, considering he is living on the sidewalk, perhaps the universe is trying to tell him something...

Also, this reeks of a publicity stunt. We live in the second era of yellow journalism, where the most ridiculous, if minor, stories are disproportionately circulated and highlighted. When so many of the stories you read/hear about are indistinguishable from The Onion, something is amiss.

Bene qui latuit, bene vixit- Ovid
 

This site is like ego bipolar. How about you occasionally do drugs, aren't an asshole and have sex more than once a month. Plenty of room in between this guy and the Lord of the Flys virgin army that makes up this site.

 
TNALord of the Flys virgin army that makes up this site.

Chicks in NYC are so ugly, Chicago too gross ... and you can't talk to any of them because they put up HUGE WALLS!!

Chicks in the South are hawt but they aren't smart enough and they are all into religion, the worst. None of them even attended targets WTF!!!!

Chicks in LA are so fake and they will not even engage a guy unless he works in Entertainment. You need to have a Ferrari valeted, table service, and a movie coming out with at minimum a few B listers.

Getting laid is completely impossible @"TNA"

 

I propose that the welcome email now read "Welcome to the Lord of the Flies Virgin Army". On fucking point, +1.

Life's is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
 

OK, just watched the video. This should be a wake up call on this site. Dude has got to smell so fucking bad and has jack shit to his name and can get women. I don't want to see one more "women down south are easier" post.

On a side note, think of that sense of regret when the women who've slept with him see this YouTube.

 
TNA

OK, just watched the video. This should be a wake up call on this site. Dude has got to smell so fucking bad and has jack shit to his name and can get women. I don't want to see one more "women down south are easier" post.

On a side note, think of that sense of regret when the women who've slept with him see this YouTube.

Naw, most are probably crossing "Sleep with homeless douchebag" off their bucket list

 

Hmm, sounds like this guy was inspired by the show Starter Wife season 2, where the lead(Deborah Messing) the first wife, gets woo'd by the mysterious muscle clad Malibu beach dude.

She screws the guy on the sand, before finding out that he was the neighborhood true blue homeless beach bum.

Fun fact: the beach bum was a banker before choosing a life of outdoor habitation.

 

@"edmundo braverman"

I hope you aren't endorsing this guy, because that would be a few whiskey dings to your reputation. The guy is a professional bum. Do you really think that because he says he's getting laid 3-4 times per week, that it's actually happening? That's actually less believable than getting laid because of a HBS sweatshirt or that a married guy is getting laid 4 times a week or more.

 

So WSO glorifies a homeless loser who has done nothing with his life, does drugs, and sleeps with below average looking women since he has all the time in the world to hit on random chicks. Sad to see how far this site has fallen from its glory years.

 

Where'd they find this fuckin Justin Bieber-lookin interviewer?

Best quotes: "I have no bad outfits." "Hi, I want the worst vodka possible."

On a real note, this guy spends his entire day drunk as fuck. You can tell he's a seriously sad fucker. And he's at the very least sugar coating his situation, he's not on the streets because he wants to be, he's on the streets because he's not capable of being a functioning member of society. What's he going to do in 6, 9, 24 months? He's going to continue being a fuck-up or homeless guy. He'll probably eventually turn to hard drugs and end up living the remainder of his too short life on the streets.

 

I threw this up there just because I thought you guys would get a kick out of it.

Actually, the first thing I thought about after watching it was, "Yeah, shit's all fun and games right now when it's warm out, but wait till winter and we'll see how much you're enjoying it." I got the impression this guy has only been on the streets a couple months. Hope they do a follow up video showing how the Cardboard All-Star deals with a polar vortex, lol.

 

Let's be honest here, pulling girls (especially if you have low-ish standards) is rather easy if you have all the time in the world. Heck, all you need is a smartphone and Tinder and you're well on your way.

Most people just have other focuses. Plus, you get to a stage in smashing enough girls that you don't bother unless she is actually pretty hot. Anyone can drop their standards and bang ugly chicks - I'd just rather wank.

 

I love all of the douchebags here trashing this guy because his post tax take home pay is higher than theirs for doing nothing but fucking sluts. Guess what this guys dream isn't jerking off in his cubicle to an 30 level V look up.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

All the chick's I saw that guy pick up or creep on would 100% be in the wheel house after a 12 pack. People talking about ranking women fail to realize the single most important thing: just cause they're hot doesn't mean they're good in bed. I'd take a 6 that knows what's up vs an 8-9 that's a dead fish.

This guy's a bum, but everyone is missing the fact that all it takes is some conversation and action to get laid. Considering the level of posts related to this topic I don't think people on this site should be posting so strong and dismissive.

 

Agree. That skinny little blond was not terrible to looking in a Cruella DeVille kind of way and she looks like she'd suck the chrome off a bumper. I'm sure this guy has banged some super drunk girls that he ordinarily has no business banging, but he's just out and about and gives zero fucks so it happens not infrequently, the cameras not always around. That being said, I'm sure he fucks some pigs on a fairly frequent basis too. But for him there's an additional consideration... the dwelling, shower, and he probably steals of loaf of bread and a half used deodorant stick on his way out the door.

 
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Agree. That skinny little blond was not terrible to looking in a Cruella DeVille kind of way and she looks like she'd suck the chrome off a bumper. I'm sure this guy has banged some super drunk girls that he ordinarily has no business banging, but he's just out and about and gives zero fucks so it happens not infrequently, the cameras not always around. That being said, I'm sure he fucks some pigs on a fairly frequent basis too. But for him there's an additional consideration... the dwelling, shower, and he probably steals of loaf of bread and a half used deodorant stick on his way out the door.

I still cannit get around the fact that he has to absolutely reek. Like axe and hair gel might get someone to chat with you, but the shmegma oozing from this dude has to make even a blacked out chick balk.

What's even more it's is that 120 a day comment. Guys a moron. Even at a hundred a day that's 3k a month. Get some roommates or live with IP in jersey City and he could still have plenty of drinking money. Guy just a fucking moron.

 

For a homeless guy, he sure has a lot of outfits. And they all look in pretty good condition.

Anyway, does this put all those PUAs to shame yet?

 

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