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Edmundo BravermanAs a former aircraft mechanic and flight engineer, I know how critical weight & balance is. With that in mind, I'd love to know how these guys maintain level flight while compensating for that massive set of balls.

Hahah, nice Eddie.

This shit gives me the chills.

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how are they able to fly so close to the ground for so long?

however they do it, the scariest part for me would be being so close to the ground - you nick a rock and it'll cut your dick off.

 

This isn't something you can bucketlist. This is something you have to quit your job and pursue almost exclusively. Insane.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
happypantsmcgeeThis isn't something you can bucketlist. This is something you have to quit your job and pursue almost exclusively. Insane.
Not if it's the last thing on your bucket list. Just go tape some trash bags to your arms and go jump off a cliff.
 

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