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Son, you done gon' and kicked the hornet's nest with that one. You have any idea how many B-Schoolers are about to go Les Grossman on this post? lmao

 
ArcherVice

Son, you done gon' and kicked the hornet's nest with that one. You have any idea how many B-Schoolers are about to go Les Grossman on this post? lmao

I'm already making popcorn

 

If you can't read between the lines to know that I was referring to more of a metaphorical blowjob then I'm sorry...you aren't going to make it.

Nonetheless, if you're really that sexually insecure that you can't acknowledge the beauty of an aesthetic male body then I feel sorry for you.

 

Damn kid, you need to get rid of that chip on your shoulder and I hope you do not approach real life situations with your demonstrated attitude. It would behoove you to learn that ingratiating yourself is a far better tactic than petulance.

 

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