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Son, you done gon' and kicked the hornet's nest with that one. You have any idea how many B-Schoolers are about to go Les Grossman on this post? lmao
I'm already making popcorn
But your previous post stated that you were a student at a large public school willing to suck dick to get a job in IB?
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Confused son? Can't decide between IB & trading, pitcher or catcher, top or bottom?
If you can't read between the lines to know that I was referring to more of a metaphorical blowjob then I'm sorry...you aren't going to make it.
Nonetheless, if you're really that sexually insecure that you can't acknowledge the beauty of an aesthetic male body then I feel sorry for you.
Damn kid, you need to get rid of that chip on your shoulder and I hope you do not approach real life situations with your demonstrated attitude. It would behoove you to learn that ingratiating yourself is a far better tactic than petulance.
I laughed at this post, too bad OP deleted. Woulda liked to read the inevitable shit storm.
we need to start quoting amusing posts people
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