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Ha ha ha to persimmon. I was going to comment as the first female, that I typically don't want flowers, candy, or any of that. I spend all of Valentine's Day in bed. That's where it's supposed to be spent. If it goes well, I take MY man out for dinner. He deserves it.

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luckynum7Ha ha ha to persimmon. I was going to comment as the first female, that I typically don't want flowers, candy, or any of that. I spend all of Valentine's Day in bed. That's where it's supposed to be spent. If it goes well, I take MY man out for dinner. He deserves it.
Are you single? ;)
Get busy living
 
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luckynum7Ha ha ha to persimmon. I was going to comment as the first female, that I typically don't want flowers, candy, or any of that. I spend all of Valentine's Day in bed. That's where it's supposed to be spent. If it goes well, I take MY man out for dinner. He deserves it.

You deserve a trophy

At the risk of being too forward, I still get the impression, based on grammatical syntax, that this man is not necessarily a reality at this point. If interested, please PM, if not, I hope you forgive my rudeness.

On another note, given the [generally] good hearted nature of these posts, and the warm spirit of OP, I'm nominating monty as Mr. WSO for this month. He's a good soul, who will second this motion?

Get busy living
 

^She's clearly single as she referred to 'MY' man. UFO you is so silly

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HPM^She's clearly single as she referred to 'MY' man. UFO you is so silly
+1 for being merciful. I'm giving out bananas today, no homo
Get busy living
 
heisteryes monty is a general bad ass so i second that motion.

agreed

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