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all they really want is free: cunnilingus.
I also hope your V has a happy day
Ha ha ha to persimmon. I was going to comment as the first female, that I typically don't want flowers, candy, or any of that. I spend all of Valentine's Day in bed. That's where it's supposed to be spent. If it goes well, I take MY man out for dinner. He deserves it.
You deserve a trophy
On another note, given the [generally] good hearted nature of these posts, and the warm spirit of OP, I'm nominating monty as Mr. WSO for this month. He's a good soul, who will second this motion?
Happy v day...to all 3 of you.
A gentleman as always :) hope you have a great day!
Cunnilingus Rice?!...Sounds like one of them Mexican Dishes
I speak 7 languages and am a very cunning linguist.
well played, sir
^She's clearly single as she referred to 'MY' man. UFO you is so silly
Happy V Day to you too!
+1 to luckynum7 for not getting all offended.
Happy Cupid Day Everyone
Fuck V day. It's all about the Steak and BJ day next month!
Will give cunnilingus for SBs
yes monty is a general bad ass so i second that motion.
agreed
That's a whole new level of SB whoredom persimmon.
I just really want a girlfriend. I was so lonely this VDay.
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