Toilet Nests

To guys who make a toilet nest by layering TP on the toilet seat to sit on so they can take a shit, WHY? I can maybe understand this at a disgusting roadside bathroom, but at my work the bathrooms get cleaned legit twice a day and guys still do this. What the matter? Your soft little butt cheeks can sit on plastic? Little sensitive butt cheek dweeb? Little TP nest for your little pale buttcheeks? Small little toilet bird in his toilet paper nest? Lmao then they just leave it there for the next toilet nester.

I am genuinely curious. I really doubt this makes shitting any more hygienic.

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Restr is for restroom

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

How could adding paper "not" make it more hygienic? Sitting on TP, as opposed to the actual seat, allows you to avoid sitting on the urine and feces remnants that inevitably end up on the seat. 

 
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I do this everywhere except home tbh because I don't want to put my ass raw on piss stained seats. Even if they're cleaned daily, piss residue will inevitably be there on many toilets before the day ends. Maybe doing this makes me a weirdo, but it's the only way I feel comfortable. I guess I'm just a germaphobe

 
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I don’t put toilet paper on the toilet seat, but do bring a pair of white socks in my briefcase to make the seat sanitary and somewhat cozy I might say.

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Prestigious maneuver, style and comfort for a smart professional.

I recommend getting your toilet socks bespoke in a cotton blend.

Can't imagine a more prestigious experience at the commode.

 

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