Toilet Nests
To guys who make a toilet nest by layering TP on the toilet seat to sit on so they can take a shit, WHY? I can maybe understand this at a disgusting roadside bathroom, but at my work the bathrooms get cleaned legit twice a day and guys still do this. What the matter? Your soft little butt cheeks can sit on plastic? Little sensitive butt cheek dweeb? Little TP nest for your little pale buttcheeks? Small little toilet bird in his toilet paper nest? Lmao then they just leave it there for the next toilet nester.
I am genuinely curious. I really doubt this makes shitting any more hygienic.
Damn, you’d think rx would be busier than it seems
Restr is for restroom
rofl
How could adding paper "not" make it more hygienic? Sitting on TP, as opposed to the actual seat, allows you to avoid sitting on the urine and feces remnants that inevitably end up on the seat.
When you pull down a second piece of toilet paper, you are contaminating the tip of that piece. Then someone comes in and sits on the contaminated piece of toilet paper. I'd argue it's less hygienic.
Even though that's not the point.
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Because they think they're better than us. They think they're SPECIAL.
This can only lead to a “What is the most Prestigious Toilet paper” thread.
Toilet paper is for peasants. Bidet all the way!
Bidet master race
This reads like those little Ben Stiller spats from Meet the Fockers.
This is trash tier bank behavior. Here at FTP we take a a dump (literally and figuratively) right on the analysts desks.
I do this everywhere except home tbh because I don't want to put my ass raw on piss stained seats. Even if they're cleaned daily, piss residue will inevitably be there on many toilets before the day ends. Maybe doing this makes me a weirdo, but it's the only way I feel comfortable. I guess I'm just a germaphobe
lmfao imagine putting your raw ass on that shit stained aids covered toilet LMFAOOO nahh
Fr I can't believe ppl think it's crazy to want to put the toilet nest
Has the pandemic taught you nothing about all the crazies that live in the world.
Hell nah. I honestly thought nests were as normal as brushing your teeth twice every day. I’ma make bigger nests now knowing y’all gross asses.
I know at least 3 analysts in my class who regularly pull one out in the toilet at night
Not gonna lie, I did too many times
+1
One of you heathens left a little extra sauce on the rim. Try to not pet the iguana during peak shitting hours #rookies
Maybe its because I was raised in a family that drank hose water in the summer, but I never cared enough about residual piss to not just sit my bare ass on the toilet
I don’t put toilet paper on the toilet seat, but do bring a pair of white socks in my briefcase to make the seat sanitary and somewhat cozy I might say.
Truly appalling
The more I look at this the more I see the true genius here. Unsanitary as hell, yes, but the socks slide perfectly on to each side. Definitely provides superior comfort and additional grip for the more intense sessions.
thanks i hate it
Prestigious maneuver, style and comfort for a smart professional.
I recommend getting your toilet socks bespoke in a cotton blend.
Can't imagine a more prestigious experience at the commode.
sheesh look at all the removed comments. this place is gonna turn into redd*t soon
It's worse than reddit. Reddit doesn't censor comments this much. These automod tools suck
Literally sitting on a nice lil TP nest I made before pulling up this thread, trying not to LoL.
They need to install those airport toilet seats that automatically replace the plastic with every use
Still waiting for that "Pooping at Work is Paradise" post.
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