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You missed the best part of the Suckitude Bowl then!

(as in, the absolute suckiest part)

Director of Finance and Corporate Development: 2020 - Present Manager of FP&A and Corporate Development: 2019 - 2020 Corporate Finance, Strategy and Development: 2011 - 2019 "An investment in knowledge pays the best interest." - Benjamin Franklin
 

Michelob Ultra ASMR commercial.

“Doesn't really mean shit plebby boi. LMK when you're pulling thiccboi cheques.“ — @m_1
 

The Pringles ad was the only one I laughed at. Really got a kick out of the dude interrupting Alexa's existential crisis by telling it to play Funky Town.

 

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