Trolling on Linkedin

Why don't I see trolls on Linkedin? Like what is stopping someone from creating a "fake" account and absolutely destroying that one SJW going on and on about diversity?

edit: let me know if you guys want me to start something >:)

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what's your cashapp? i will send you 100 beautiful dollars to do it and send a screenshot here

 

Because it’s not do-able. Think about it for a sec. On linkedin, once a user signs up, they are not exposed to any community whatsoever as opposed to on here. It’s simple linear alzebra

 

That’s actually kinda smart, would definitely generate silver bananas galore

 

You spend your weekends thinking about making fake LinkedIn accounts? 
 

Are you guys all massive fucking losers or what?

...but is it REPE?
 

I'm convinced the majority of job postings are simply collecting emails and phone numbers so they can spam them with BS ads/scams

Get busy living
 

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