Trouble at the dog shelter

To my fellow poodles and golden retrievers, have you guys noticed this phenomenon recently?

All of a sudden hoomans are only adopting pitbulls. Us poodles and retrievers used to be the most desirable pets, now the hoomans won’t even bat an eye at us.

What’s going on? I’ve been trying so hard to get adopted, I can’t live in this cage for my entire life :(

The pitbulls aren’t even good doggos, they just bark at the hoomans. When a hooman comes in, I show them all my tricks (rolling over, handshake, etc) but they just ignore me.

Why? Why are they doing this? These pitbulls don’t even know how to be a good pet….do they really have the patience to learn tricks? Are they able to spend 80 hours every week sitting behind doors, waiting for their owner to come home from work?

Will us poodles and golden retrievers ever get adopted?

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