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why is my poop green

why is my eye twitching

why is my dog shaking

I don't have a dog.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

So either google thinks we like the same stuff or we both manage to not use google much and that's their generic spit out for "I Want"

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 
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So either google thinks we like the same stuff or we both manage to not use google much and that's their generic spit out for "I Want"

Here's another one: 

"I use"

- I used the stones to destroy the stone gif
- I used the stones to destroy the stones
- I used to be an adventurer like you gif

lol what is this stones destroying the stones?  - clicked on it and this: 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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I want a hippopotamus for christmas

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I got:

  1. I want to eat your pancreas (2018 film)
  2. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas (song by Gayla Peevey)
  3. I Want It That Way (song by Backtstreet Boys)
"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Tell me why!

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

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