UIUC Goin' Down..

IlliniProgrammer, curious what you think about the shitstorm going down at your glorious alma mater's law school...I know it isn't exactly finance related, but it certainly underscores the dangerous game of cooking numbers...

News article:
http://www.dailyillini.com/index.php/article/2011…

Here's the full report:
http://www.uillinois.edu/our/news/2011/Law/Nov7.U…

It's long, but the emails/quotes are hilarious...for highlights, go to page 35 and 38-39...

 

Wait...some colleges try to game usnews rankings? Shocking, simply shocking.

You know, we wouldnt have issues like this if folks werent so obsessed with college rankings.

Man made money, money never made the man
 
RE Capital Markets:
Wait...some colleges try to game usnews rankings? Shocking, simply shocking.

You know, we wouldnt have issues like this if folks werent so obsessed with college rankings.

Every school "games" the rankings. The administration there flat out lied. This is a very distinct difference.
 
bears1208:
RE Capital Markets:
Wait...some colleges try to game usnews rankings? Shocking, simply shocking.

You know, we wouldnt have issues like this if folks werent so obsessed with college rankings.

Every school "games" the rankings. The administration there flat out lied. This is a very distinct difference.

I doubt UIUC is the only college that provides false info to USNews.

Man made money, money never made the man
 
Matthias:
In other news, Major League Baseball has a steroid problem, the WWE is fake, and NCAA Football players take money from boosters.

Also that athletic departments now rape little kids

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
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