Unusual drug test questions

Wanted to make a burner for the nature of this. I am pretty into working out but not to the point where I inject anabolics. I was wondering if drug tests will show some of the quasi-legal or straight up banned stuff I use. I am pretty sure my preworkout (DMAA or DMHA) will test positive for amphetamines. I have a Ritalin prescription, could I just say its that? Also have done a few cycles of SARMS, I’d be pretty surprised if banks test for PED’s, but someone please correct me on this so I know to stop well in advance. Thanks for the advice.

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They don’t do a hormone panel so they cannot know that you’re on steroids.

However, if you juice and it isn’t obvious just by looking at you, you should prob forget about building muscle and do spin class.

Edit: I thought you said you were on steroids. You should be though its pretty cool. Idgaf about the ingredients of your pre workout it only stays in your piss for a cpl days in any case I feel like you just wanted to tell us you lift.

 

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