URGENT EXCEL QUESTION

URGENT: So I've been having a pretty heated debate about some aspects of Excel with some interns and analysts and wanted to post on here just to see what everyone thinks. 

My argument at it's core is that the "ALT" key is the clitoris because it's sort of the key to every command. By this logic, it follows that "CTRL" is the g-spot (used less but similar function) and "F2" is the pussy (the opening). 

I know most people on this website don't have any experience with female anatomy but for the few of you that do I would love your insight. Thank you!

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Does this mean the mouse = tits? Fun to hold and beginners love it, but more or less unnecessary in the grand scheme of things.

 

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