WALL STREET MOVIE REVIEW: MADEA'S WITNESS PROTECTION

I was lucky enough 2 see a prescreening of Tyler Perry's new film “Madeas Witness Protection” The genus of Tyler Perry comes 2 life in this instint classic fresh off other epics like Madeas Big Happy Family, Madea Goes 2 Jail, and Diary of a Mad Black Woman. Basically its stars the old hairy man from American Pie. Just like Bernie Madeoff he gets accused of a pony scheme and got 2 hide from the mafia, so he lay low at Madea's crib with his family of bratty chillins and botox wifey played by none other than ma boi charle sheen's bish Denise Rish. All sorta hilarious cray shizz go down. Also explores some darker themes of New York, wall street frawd, and haters that dont do they money right. And with this wall street news, its so gucci 2 see classic Perry jokes juxtaposed with some dramatic financial themes. So yall gots 2 see it, T-Pear knocked it out the park again!

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I like Tyler Perry because he puts his name in his movie titles so I know not to see them.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
Nefarious-I like Tyler Perry because he puts his name in his movie titles so I know not to see them.

This, I freakin hate that guy.

 

Hahah

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

We are all laughing at his terrible movies/tv-shows while this dude (Perry) is raking it in, guy made like 200 million last yr alone.. and is supposed to be worth around 600 million in total... just ridiculous

 
BigBucksWe are all laughing at his terrible movies/tv-shows while this dude (Perry) is raking it in, guy made like 200 million last yr alone.. and is supposed to be worth around 600 million in total... just ridiculous
so tru mane. personally i think perry is a genus but yeah mane theres tons of haters out there just mad hatin. like fiddy said "If they hate then let em hate and watch tha money pile up. Go shawty, its ya birfday."
 
swagonlike fiddy said "If they hate then let em hate and watch tha money pile up. Go shawty, its ya birfday."

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
BigBucksWe are all laughing at his terrible movies/tv-shows while this dude (Perry) is raking it in, guy made like 200 million last yr alone.. and is supposed to be worth around 600 million in total... just ridiculous
I agree with this. It's crazy how much money some of these celebrities are making. Look at the Forbes 100 list this year: http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/
Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.
 
BigBucksWe are all laughing at his terrible movies/tv-shows while this dude (Perry) is raking it in, guy made like 200 million last yr alone.. and is supposed to be worth around 600 million in total... just ridiculous

Holy shit, how do you get into the dress in drag and produce mediocre films business?

Life is short. Find what you want, and take it.
 
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BigBucksWe are all laughing at his terrible movies/tv-shows while this dude (Perry) is raking it in, guy made like 200 million last yr alone.. and is supposed to be worth around 600 million in total... just ridiculous

Holy shit, how do you get into the dress in drag and produce mediocre films business?

His collected works are the closest thing to a blacksploitation ETF as there can be

 

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