Just came across this new site. You post your best wall street pick up lines, pretty funny stuff. God knows how many of them actually worked. There are guys that tend not to use pick up lines, they let their bodies do the talking, but for the rest of us, they're our bread and butter.
Some of you Don Juans must have some good shit.
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Very funny shit
'I want to restructure you' hehe
girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL
I hope you’re a bear, cause I’m going to go down on you. - My contribution. Ha, I just know someones going to top it so i'll keep thinking.
When you wanna get with a sub-8: Value play!
When a girl you haven't seen in a long time is suddenly way hotter: Change rating to 'buy.'
When you meet a chick's mother for the first time and she's really hot for her age: Decrease discount rate!
When a girl has an overly involved friend: Divest!
*I realize these aren't in pick-up line format, I just wanted to make geeky finance puns anyway.
keep 'em coming guys.
i'm living with my parents and haven't had sex in almost a year. i'll keep these in mind in case i want to prolong my celibacy.
Came up with a new one: You must be fiscally irresponsible because I'm feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.
Keep em rolling.
Do you like to role play? I’ll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.
Came up with this when I saw this post, had to bump it up...
"You must be a bond with embedded options, because I sure would like to call you!"
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