Washington Commanders???
What the f**k is a commander? This name just screams stupid. Commander? Condoms? Commoners? Commentator? Hell they didn't even come up with a good logo.. Would definitely short the merchandise sales.
What the f**k is a commander? This name just screams stupid. Commander? Condoms? Commoners? Commentator? Hell they didn't even come up with a good logo.. Would definitely short the merchandise sales.
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At this point I’m about to start calling them the Washington Commies…
The Washington Contractors, and the logo can be a neurotic, hunchbacked DC bureaucrat wearing two masks.
That's gold, Yankee!
Under His Eye
Better than their former name
Imagine a team came out today and called themselves the “packers”. Commanders isn’t bad. It’ll all feel fine over time
Haha the Chiefs are going to be next if this continues..
Hamilton is a fucking great musical
I honestly kind of liked the Football Team. Thought it was hilarious. Part of me was hoping they'd just keep that name.
If you're a (now former) Washington football fan, as I am, you'll note that the Redskins changed their name because George Floyd, a career degenerate drug addict criminal, was roughed up by a cop while resisting arrest and died of a drug overdose, and in the summer of 2020 a racial mania tore through the United States, and the Redskins organization broke under the weight of the racial mania. There was virtually no movement from the general public to change the name. This was all the artificial construct of BLM, which is so corrupt that in less than 2 years its national fundraising organization is being shutdown by liberal states for what will eventually be fraud charges. This whole fucking country is an embarrassment.
>George Floyd died of a drug overdose
Let's allow a brave cop to kneel on your neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds just so we can be sure you're not some crackhead degenerate, if you die it means you "overdosed"
Both the autopsy done by Floyd's family and the one done by the county said the cause of death was asphyxiation. Toxicology reports said the level of drugs in his body were not enough to be lethal.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/04/21/fact-check-geo…;
Hey now, they only had something like 18 months to come with this. Cut them some slack. I'm joking of course, the name and logo are ridiculous, just like the franchise they represent.
The name fits the location in a way. Commander is a military term and they play in Washington. I thought the previous name was a joke when I first about it.
They should change their colors though. Commanders is fine but doesn't help when you have communist colors of red and gold. The Commie jokes will continue for awhile.
Technically, the color is burgundy but it looks like red. If you think about it, it is a little weird, to name a team after their ethnicity or race (not sure how to label it). Decades ago, this was a perfectly normal practice but that was when more people were racist than not racist. I am not particularly offended by the names Indians or Braves, or Redskins but some are offended by it.
Yea I read multiple reports of "real" Native Americans were actually taking names such as the Chiefs as an honor. I could see as for the Redskins how it may have been considered offensive. Seems like the only people that really had a problem were a bunch of SJWs, but I digress.
Only white liberals were offended by it.
The most generic name. I feel like it came from a random name generator.
man i wish they kept the redskins name it was cool with the logo and stuff
This thread is going well.
Yep, you're the self-hating black person who celebrates degenerates like George Floyd as black heroes. People like you are sick. You're a bad person. You are a genuinely bad person.
Dudes get on the internet and say absolutely anything. Enjoy.
I wholeheartedly enjoyed them being the "Football Team" and wish they would've kept it
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