Way to go Charlie!

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Charile. Fucking. Sheen. Charlie "I Will Cut Your Head Off Put It in a Box And Send it to Your Mom" Sheen. This guy gets awesomer every day.

Dating two 24-year-olds at once, even though he has a 26-year-old daughter... not awesome enough? Well Charlie is eying 20-year-old Modern Family star Sarah Hyland now. Hyland may be 20, but she plays a 15-year-old on TV and looks closer to 12 if you ask me. Go for it Charlie... you have the full support of the WSO community.

 

She looks dumb young. This guy is all about winning. He just wants to add her to his harem, she should take it as the honor it is.

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She looks dumb young. This guy is all about winning. He just wants to add her to his harem, she should take it as the honor it is.

EXACTLY.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

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