We are 6 months from end of the world and zombies are showing up everywhere

What do? Is this how the world is going to end? People eating each other out? First the guy in Miami, then the college kid, then the mother who ate her baby, and now there was a man in NJ who was throwing his intestines at a police officer.

in b4 New York City becomes Raccoon City.

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What a shock, Obama failin' 2 understand basic economix. Lemme holla atcha: Unemployment been so high for so long, inflation destroyed wages so much, that broke-ass jiggas be shiftin away from peanut butter and bread to people's faces, intestines, and babies.

 
"Determined"

The world has always been like this, you've just been shut off from it until now.

That's pretty accurate, but I don't think that people have been shut off from it, but it used to be that such events would be kept under wraps in order not to create panic or give people the impression Resident Evil is real. Nowadays, the media is showing more and more sick shit like that, because it's easier to control the masses when people constantly think everything's going down the drain.
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Why does people always think the world is getting worse Countless murders, rape, war since beginning of man kind. Nothing new and will always be here

 
IamObamaIs this how the world is going to end? People eating each other out?
Could be worse, all things considered.
Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 

@TDSWIM Heard that www.itsgonnahurt.com is the sign of the decadent society we are living in.

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Working9-5@TDSWIM Heard that www.itsgonnahurt.com is the sign of the decadent society we are living in.
fuck you mane, not gucci

I thought you had swag, homie. Be a BSD like those guys.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 
IamObamaWhat do? Is this how the world is going to end? People eating each other out? First the guy in Miami, then the college kid, then the mother who ate her baby, and now there was a man in NJ who was throwing his intestines at a police officer.

in b4 New York City becomes Raccoon City.

Can I get a front row seat to the women eating each other out end of days extravaganza?

What's the story with the college kid anyway? I've heard of the other 3 gruesome incidents.

 

Bring out the alphabet Swagon. It's time for us to do a devils three way. Drop a beat and bust a nut, brotha.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 
Working9-5Bring out the alphabet Swagon. It's time for us to do a devils three way. Drop a beat and bust a nut, brotha.
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