We Are Saved!

I am deeply humbled and gratified to announce that our country has been SAVED by our lord and savior, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN!! Lets just take a look at the evidence:

  • THE STONKS: Going up ^^^^
  • THE VACCINE: Discovered, TODAY! ;D
  • THE COVID: Gone!! (Pro-Forma 11/10/2020)
  • THE TRUMP: Bye. 
  • THE CHINA: ????

He did it!!! Surely nothing negative will ruin this blissful moment for our country!!

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@CRE this seems like the type of thing that gets your juices flowing, eh?

 

THANK GOD BIDEN WAS ABLE TO SOLVE ALL THESE PROBLEMS!! He’s such a beast he didn’t even need to be inaugurated yet, CNN just needed to claim that he won!

 

I love you guys for this. Nothing else to say.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

Don’t celebrate yet! Our country is now on the right path, but we will only truly reach prosperity once our queen AOC is elected in 2024!

 

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