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So, what's your number? How much would it take for you to quit and retire today?

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
 

So, what's your number? How many women have you slept with?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

So did you see that crazy move on McDonald's today? Up 0.3%! What's your ideal day like, on a scale of watching paint dry to waiting for dinner to be ready? (Vanguard)

If you worked for the SEC, how likely would you be to investigate this company's practices?

So if this company was a food, what color would it be?

Suppose you take all the nuclear energy in the world and use it to power a rocket, how long until we reach the nearest star besides the sun?

Why do you even bother waking up?

 

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